Dear Parkinson’s, I’m Breaking Up With You
Dear Parkinson’s disease (PD),
Wow, I can’t believe that we’ve been together for nearly 10 years. Our relationship has been a roller-coaster ride, that’s for sure. We’ve had our ups and downs — well, mostly downs when you’re around. It’s time for me to take a stand and tell you to hit the road. You are not wanted around here anymore. That’s right, we are over.
I know that the first few days will be tough, but I am a badass Rock Steady boxer who can beat anything. My coaches have taught me the skills I need to keep pushing forward.
You have not only changed my life, but my family’s lives as well. They didn’t ask for your disturbance. You made my parents worry about me at all hours of the night.
You said that it was OK to drive erratically, and I listened to you. I know now that was a mistake. You knew that the pharmacist had made a mistake and given me the wrong dosage, but you told me that nothing bad would happen. Only minutes later, those red and blue lights were blazing through my back window.
I lost my job because of you. I was told I couldn’t be a teacher with Parkinson’s. My heart was broken as I said goodbye to my students, without any answers to give them. My lifelong dream of changing the world was ripped from me in that moment.
Mr. PD, one of the few good things that you brought me was an inspirational group of individuals who have become a second family to me. They are spread across the world — from Florida to California, and from Canada to Spain. These individuals have shown me how Parkinson’s patients can beat the odds. One competed multiple times on “American Ninja Warrior,” and another won “The Amazing Race Canada.”
You’ve also shown me that when family comes together, they can achieve incredible things. Since you arrived, my family has been passionately raising awareness about you and the need for you to be swept aside. We have spoken in Washington, D.C., at the Michael J. Fox Foundation Parkinson’s Policy Forum, and have our own fundraiser called “Punt Parkinson’s with the Pack.”
Don’t even think about coming back to me. There are way better suitors than you in the neurology world. I have deep brain stimulation knocking at my door, telling me he could light up my world with one spark. He promises to calm down my shaking hands and help me avoid trashing the soles of my shoes. He is big on exercise and nutrition, and swears they are the key to a healthy relationship.
In parting, I’d like to say, to the tune of the “Hit the Road Jack“:
Hit the road, PD, and don’t you come back
No more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road, PD, and don’t you come back no more!
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